Mein Kampf
ciarachimera:

the-horror-princess:

s-p-0-o-k-y:

If I got proposed to like this, I’d say yes in a heartbeat holy shit.

Please. Someone. I’m serious. Propse to me.

Forget the ring, just give me the coffin box 😍

ciarachimera:

the-horror-princess:

s-p-0-o-k-y:

If I got proposed to like this, I’d say yes in a heartbeat holy shit.

Please. Someone. I’m serious. Propse to me.

Forget the ring, just give me the coffin box 😍

redundancy-machine:

Los Angeles Kings forward Jordan Nolan poses with the Stanley Cup on his shoulders in front of a bridge in Garden River First Nation, near Sault Ste Marie, Ontario August 20, 2012.

redundancy-machine:

Los Angeles Kings forward Jordan Nolan poses with the Stanley Cup on his shoulders in front of a bridge in Garden River First Nation, near Sault Ste Marie, Ontario August 20, 2012.

allthecanadianpolitics:

This Harper fellow is quite something, eh?

It’s a bit early to declare a winner for the Most Inadvertently Hilarious Moment of the Summer in Canadian Politics, but I’m making the call anyway: Come fetch your prize, Stephen Harper!
The Prime Minister set the bar impossibly high when he took time out from his new hobby—distancing himself from Mike Duffy—to appear before party faithful in Calgary. During his speech, the PM prefaced an attack on Justin Trudeau by saying: “My people tell me I have to do this. We’re getting close enough to the next [election].”
Did you catch that? My people tell me I have to do this.
Voters of Canada, I ask you: Who among us has not grown weary of our notoriously weak-willed PM being manipulated by his backroom masters into saying mean things about his rivals? If only Harper had the gumption to exert some control over his government! Alas, the poor man is but a puppet of the 37 different communications directors he’s summarily fired.
Interestingly, despite this whole “going negative” thing being forced upon him in place of his unfailingly sunny disposition, Harper somehow managed to get into it. The attack reached its zenith when the PM painted a picture of what life would be like under a Trudeau government. It made The Purge seem like a romantic comedy. Economic collapse! Criminals running rampant across the land! Mandatory weed smoking by babies!
To be fair, much of the rest of Harper’s speech offered praise for those he deemed deserving. Here is an alphabetical list of those so deemed: Harper, Stephen.

Continue Reading.

allthecanadianpolitics:

This Harper fellow is quite something, eh?

It’s a bit early to declare a winner for the Most Inadvertently Hilarious Moment of the Summer in Canadian Politics, but I’m making the call anyway: Come fetch your prize, Stephen Harper!

The Prime Minister set the bar impossibly high when he took time out from his new hobby—distancing himself from Mike Duffy—to appear before party faithful in Calgary. During his speech, the PM prefaced an attack on Justin Trudeau by saying: “My people tell me I have to do this. We’re getting close enough to the next [election].”

Did you catch that? My people tell me I have to do this.

Voters of Canada, I ask you: Who among us has not grown weary of our notoriously weak-willed PM being manipulated by his backroom masters into saying mean things about his rivals? If only Harper had the gumption to exert some control over his government! Alas, the poor man is but a puppet of the 37 different communications directors he’s summarily fired.

Interestingly, despite this whole “going negative” thing being forced upon him in place of his unfailingly sunny disposition, Harper somehow managed to get into it. The attack reached its zenith when the PM painted a picture of what life would be like under a Trudeau government. It made The Purge seem like a romantic comedy. Economic collapse! Criminals running rampant across the land! Mandatory weed smoking by babies!

To be fair, much of the rest of Harper’s speech offered praise for those he deemed deserving. Here is an alphabetical list of those so deemed: Harper, Stephen.

Continue Reading.

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler (via alaisiagae)

zaraisrad:

timevsmoney:

fatbeyonce:

poptarts and condomns, my dude got his priorities on lock

PEOPLE WHO DON’T LOVE DWAYNE JOHNSON NEED TO RETHINK THEIR PRIORITIES

Yup.

thedreamingdemon:

yes yes yes

thedreamingdemon:

yes yes yes